Sweet Jesus it's cold here..usually I'm a sweaty wop..this winter I've turned into one of those whiney women that I work with, huddled over the heat, wearing gloves indoors.
I am off for the next 5 glorious days. I plan on wearing my pj's and watching Jerry Springer the entire time. Well there's still that desk that needs cleaned..I really need to take care of that.
Today I work we had to sit through the most ridiculous HR video addressing harassment in the workplace. I laughed out loud in places I'm pretty sure weren't supposed to be funny. I couldn't help it..like these guys making a huuuuge sundae and then putting it in front of the fat woman in the cafeteria? That was harassment? I thought they were just trying to be helpful.. .. ..
(drift off into subplot)
We have this 600lb woman (ok..maybe 500 lb) woman who works for us. Guess what her job title is.. ..
Honey, you born to do that job!
But anyway , I sat across from her once while she put away an entire Mancino's sub (I have trouble finishing the half sub and I'm no Karen Carpenter yanno). She also dipped her potato chips in the community bucket o' mayonnaise.
But, she always manages to manipulate someone into getting her food. She sends her interns out for her lunches. She plops down in the lounge and then asks someone fix her plate. We are now free from being her food bitches. It is not acceptable to give food to the fat people.. ..
(back to main plot)
THAT'S HARRASMENT AND HARASSMENT IS WRONG!
Next month on Bravo the cast of the Simpsons is going to be on "Inside the Actor's Studio." Then in April (on my birthday actually) Joni Mitchell is the subject of PBS's American Masters series.
And in May, Cedar Point unveils their new 420 foot coaster.
So many reasons to live.