I knew it was coming.
Today it happened.
40
Hmm..one of the things we have no control over is our age. I don’t look 40. When I got my hair cut the other day, they guessed me to be 32. The woman at the BMV didn’t think I looked old and feeble.
Today, the friends and family have been calling to harass me.
M. said, “Tell R. I can’t believe he’s still involved with a 40 yo man!”
Bitch
Oh well.
I got a buttload of new Simpsons stuff. Homer boxers, Homer string lights, a trash can, a Krusty punching bag thing, a Homer chia pet.. .. ..I think I’m going to count the number of items in my collection this week.
And somehow I’ve managed to lose 8 lbs. Maybe it’s my new diet. I decided to try something new. I only eat when I’m hungry and I quit when I am full. Isn’t that a good idea? I have the ability to lose (and gain) weight very quickly. Woohoo.
Hmmm.. ..it looks like a better get in the shower. Time to get pretty for my big day.
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