The Big 4-0 [ April 02, 2003, 10:31 a.m. ]

I knew it was coming.

Today it happened.

40

Hmm..one of the things we have no control over is our age. I donít look 40. When I got my hair cut the other day, they guessed me to be 32. The woman at the BMV didnít think I looked old and feeble.

Today, the friends and family have been calling to harass me.

M. said, ďTell R. I canít believe heís still involved with a 40 yo man!Ē

Bitch

Oh well.

I got a buttload of new Simpsons stuff. Homer boxers, Homer string lights, a trash can, a Krusty punching bag thing, a Homer chia pet.. .. ..I think Iím going to count the number of items in my collection this week.

And somehow Iíve managed to lose 8 lbs. Maybe itís my new diet. I decided to try something new. I only eat when Iím hungry and I quit when I am full. Isnít that a good idea? I have the ability to lose (and gain) weight very quickly. Woohoo.

Hmmm.. ..it looks like a better get in the shower. Time to get pretty for my big day.



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