This is going to be a quick one..I need to get my snatch to work.
The doctor is going to try some medication first..then if that doesn�t work I�ll have to undergo the �humiliating medical procedure.� I�ve got 2 weeks until my next appt. Please oh please let the medication do it.
He told me that I have to limit my intake of:
- caffeine
- chocolate
- greasy foods
- spicy foods
- alcohol
- tomato sauce
- nuts
Oh the humanity!!
He also switched my allergy medication. The new stuff makes me feel like I�m stoned but without any of the fun parts. Oh..and it causes insomnia.
Fuck.
Well..I did get some good news..the nurse called me �young man� and then laughed when she opened my chart:
�I thought you were about 25.�
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