I'm gonna be late for work [ May 23, 2003, 7:36 a.m. ]

This is going to be a quick one..I need to get my snatch to work.

The doctor is going to try some medication first..then if that doesn’t work I’ll have to undergo the “humiliating medical procedure.” I’ve got 2 weeks until my next appt. Please oh please let the medication do it.

He told me that I have to limit my intake of:

  • caffeine

  • chocolate

  • greasy foods

  • spicy foods

  • alcohol

  • tomato sauce

  • nuts

Oh the humanity!!

He also switched my allergy medication. The new stuff makes me feel like I’m stoned but without any of the fun parts. Oh..and it causes insomnia.

Fuck.

Well..I did get some good news..the nurse called me “young man” and then laughed when she opened my chart:

“I thought you were about 25.”



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