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The next time there is a presidential election.. ..if Ohio is considered a �battleground� state.. ..I swear I am moving. Every other TV commercial is a fricken campaign ad. And we have over 2 months to go. Ugh. I�ll gladly trade one campaign ad for 2 tampon commercials.. .. R. bought me an Ohio wildflowers book and I�ve been brushing up on my botany. While reading I learned that 2 wildflowers are nearly identical. One is highly poisonous..the other is not. Queen Anne�s lace is not poisonous.. ..wild hemlock is. So this weekend I set out to figure out which is which. This is a field full of poison.  There�s a hell of a lot more hemlock than Anne in this area. My sister and I used to play with these..our fields are full of them. Sometimes I�m not sure how I survived childhood..playing with poison plants..walking on the frozen river.. ..playing on the railroad overpass.. ..my Mother would shit if she knew these things. I�m addicted to �Things I Hate About You� on Bravo. Whoever came up with the idea of filming a couple�s annoying habits and shaming them on national television deserves an Emmy. I�ve already started planning where the cameras will be placed in my house. We decided to paint the bathroom. I�m going to try to make little curtain things to hide the pipes under the vanity. I can�t even sew on a button. This should be interesting.
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